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Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
10:36 am
2009-10: owenf "possibly down by the river" tour. Pre-booking announcement.
Come August my contract is up and my lovely wife and I will be on tour promoting my book, driving west across Canada and then south on the west coast, living in our van, possibly down by the river. We are looking for people to hang out with and possibly mooch shelter from in Winnipeg, Saskatoon, Regina, Calgary, Edmonton, Kamloops, Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, San Diego, Los Angeles and all points in between. Doubleextragood if you know some local bookstores I can send reading requests and promo packages to. Lets get together and make sock puppets.

Buy My Book! Suckers.

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Monday, April 27th, 2009
1:07 pm
I'm currently watching all the episodes of Sifl and Olly on my Xbox 360. They turned out better than I thought.

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Friday, April 24th, 2009
12:29 pm
Yes!!!! The new Pet Shop Boys album is out now.
Any Pet Shop Boys fans out there? I'm assuming so... they have a new album out now and it's so so so good... i'm kind of a super fan so i'm spreading the love, etc :).


Yes on iTunes
"Love, Etc." Video
PSB Video Medley
PSB Yes Magamix on Out.com

Pet Shop Boys Snake Game
Pet Shop Boys Performing at the Brits with Brandon Flowers and Lady Gaga

Official Website

You can hear the album via this widget, which is cool... but worth buying imho:

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Monday, April 20th, 2009
12:23 pm
I'm Olly Moondust, mate!
I dreamt of a wizard with a heart guitar
The loveliest magic man, now he's a star
I've got 3-D stereophonic laser love
You're on my TV

I've been stuck in space for such a long time
Sorry Mum, I'm five years late for tea time
Hydroplaning towards infinity
Just some drag queens and me

You dirty little thing
eclipse me
in cryogenic sleep
Oh lord, i'm freezing

Venus is lovely this time of year
ooh, i'm making proteins in my body as I speak,

star lover....

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Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
2:48 am
Interview cut, followed by shot of sifl and olly:

Olly: Today we have a very special interview. Hey - Chester - come in here for a second, dude."

(chester enters from stage left)

Chester: Ok. What do you guys want? I'm branding my soap.

Olly: Chester, what's your favorite TV show?

Chester: That's easy! It's Dynamite Dog and that Worm that says "Wow" all the time.

Olly: But dude we got a special treat for you. Remember how you wanted to interview someone?

Chester: Yeah. Yeah.

Olly: Well we have Dynamite Dog and Wow the Worm in the studio, and you're going to interview 'em.

Chester: No! No way! .. Wait! Don't go.

Olly: Yeah, see ya'

(Sifl & Olly exit stage right)

Chester: I can't do this! I don't wanna do..

(Dynamite Dog and the Worm that says "Wow" enter stage left.)

Chester: Whoah. Hey you guys. I love you. Crescent fresh. You make me feel weird all the time.

Dynamite Dog: Dynamite rock!

The worm that says wow: Wow!

Chester (lauging): Ok ... member ... member that evil eppisode, where you made the robot versions of yourselves an I, an I I, I can't believe you got away from those robots of you. That was cool.

Dynamite Dog: Dynamite rock!

The worm that says wow: Wow!

Chester (suspicious): Wait a minute. Meh-member that Christmas eppisode , when you, when there were, you made the robot reindeers do the dance? Member that? That was cool, huh, right?

Dynamite Dog: Dynamite rock!

The worm that says wow: Wow!

Chester (outraged): Just as I thought! You guys are the evil robot Dynamite Dog and the Worm that says "wow."

Evil Robot Dynamite Dog: What are you talkin' about kid?

Chester: I knew you guys were lying, because the robots weren't reindeers in the christmas special. They were elves! They were robot elves! I'm gonna call the commish'. Calling all commissioner!

Evil Robot Dynamite Dog: Listen, your friends just paid us fifty bucks to come down here to talk to you.

Chester: That's what you want me to believe, you fucks! I see through your fog! I don't talk to robots! I'm going to call commissioner duck! Botch you evil plans!

Evil Robot Dynamite Dog: What?

(Chester exits stage right)

(Chester enters stage right)

Chester: Time is of the essence!

(Chester exits stage right)

(Sifl & Olly enter stage left)

Sifl: Whoa.

Olly: Hey where's, where's chester man?

Sifl: Yeah

Olly: I heard him say something about evil robots. What's going on here?

Evil Robot Dynamite Dog: Hey man, I'm not trying to cause any problems here. I just want my fifty bucks.

Olly: What the hell?

Sifl: Well, they actually are the evil robot versions of Dynamite Dog and Wow the worm. The real ones were way too expensive.

Olly: Oh, great. So we just blew fifty bucks, and we scared chester.

Sifl: No no dude. Dude, check this out. Hey Jimmy - unplug these guys allright?

Jimmy (off stage): "All right"

(The Evil Robot Dynamite Dog and the Evil Robot Worm that says "Wow" collapse)

Chester (Running on stage from the left): Commissioner Duck's in the bath. I can't find him!

Sifl: Hey Chester

Chester (stunned): You guys killed the robots! Oh my go - you're my heroes! You should get your own show!

Olly: Yeah, we have our own show chester.

Chester: Oh my god! What time is it on?

Olly: NOW!

Chester: I gotta go check this out! See what happens! Later!

(Chester exit stage left)

Olly: (sigh)

Current Mood: robots

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Sunday, April 27th, 2008
7:19 pm
Answer the phone .mp3?
Anybody know where I can find a copy of the Answer My Phone song from s01e02?

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Saturday, January 19th, 2008
5:44 pm

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Thursday, January 17th, 2008
7:23 pm
"do you hear that, sifl?"
"...it's led zeppelin!"
"which album is it?"
"physical graffiti! it's precious roy's favorite!"

Current Mood: silly

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Saturday, December 8th, 2007
7:57 am

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Saturday, June 30th, 2007
12:03 pm
Sock Heads! I lovingly present to you..
Jebediah, and his ten rules for a successful relationship. I found this puppet in a thrift store someplace and being that I'm such a fan of Sifl & Olly (and Wonder Showzen really) I immediately fell in love. Anyway, check him out. Rated PG-13 for ocassionally crude humour.

Current Mood: kindred spirit

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Sunday, April 29th, 2007
2:11 am
New Here-With Cool Baseball S & O Tie-in...
Hi all!
LOVE Sifl & Olly.
Well, in a strange related note, I do not like baseball, but followed an odd link about some baseball player who may or may not have had blood in his sock(perhaps from a bad bandaged surgery thing prior) during a recent game. How this matters to fans, I am unsure, but there is conjecture if it's real or not by them. But when I scrolled down and read the comments, it made going to that site worth all my confusion:


Baseball Article

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Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007
6:40 pm
In The Universe U.S.A!
It's a small world, folks. Tiny!

So, lately I've been on a Liam Lynch kick and I discovered his podcast. I finished the last episode recently and was gettin' ready to email Liam a question to read in a viewer mail episode. My question was regarding Sifl & Olly cons. I'd heard of Crescentcon but thought maybe there was a SockheadCon or something so I decided to do a bit of research...

Before I get to my awesome findings... I've got some friends in New York City who are working on a web show called "The New Adventures of Captain S"... Think Saved by the Bell meets Captain N: The Gamemaster and Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad. It's pretty rad. http://www.pbc-productions.com to check it out for yourself (it's awesome!). I'm doing artwork for them.

There's a guy named Glenn Case who's doing the music for the show. I dunno where they found this guy, but he is pretty damn awesome. I thought one of his instumentals sounded sorta' Liam Lynch-esque, but I thought maybe it was just me.

So... I'm doing research and I find the Sockheads Yahoo!Group. First thing I notice is that the first 10 messages are from Glenn Case and he's plugging Captain S. Wow, what a cooincidence. Glenn Case is a sockhead. Rock on!

OH... but it gets better! Not only is he a fan... but he's actually met Liam and Matt! He jammed with 'em at Crescentcon!!! Check out these vids!

Here's the video:
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aNJOO0e1q0
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrMBs4XOMIo

How rad is that?
I was assured a heads up for the next con.

Current Mood: pumped

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Thursday, March 15th, 2007
10:51 pm
Caller Go Ahead...
4 Hour Sifl & Olly Marathon. Get it while you can:


Buy My Gralic Pickle! Suckers!

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Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
1:15 am
The ultimate precious roy .mp3
I got bored, so here you go. Enjoy.

Precious Roy .mp3

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Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
10:51 pm
...go ahead precious...
"This is Precious Roy, and I'm sweaty so the sand sticks!"

"No no precious, what about the electric whitener things..."


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Thursday, July 20th, 2006
1:20 am
...so for all you single ladies out there, Chester has something to say:
"Hi... my name's.... I'm Chester and... I'll take you rollerskating... amd I'll ... I'll push dudes down, to let them know... where I stand ... I'll scar 'em up."

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Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
11:30 pm
"Go ahead Precious..."
"This is Precious Roy! I rode the disco dolphin back to xanadu!"

"No no, precious. Tell us about these electric cigarettes!"

"My name's King Arthur! AND I'M DRUNK! SUCKERS!"

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10:18 pm

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Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
4:45 pm
"Get...get in the plane!"

"But precious, what about these dangerous don't dolls?"

"Buy my endangered dogs!"



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Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
3:07 pm
People have put old episodes of Sifl and Olly on YouTube! *squee!*

20 mins worth of S&O right here!
And if you search for more, there are tons of clips and fan videos.
How cres is THIS?!? =)

Current Mood: pleased

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